joe

joe
1. (joe) (3146↑, 1413↓)
Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.

What's up Joe. Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night...

2. (Joe) (2060↑, 915↓)
A Chicago based slang term taking the place of a person's real name. Commonly used when a person knows your name but you dont know theirs.

Mark: Man Joe you trippin' or Mark: Wass up Joe.

3. (Joe) (3208↑, 2182↓)
A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.

My name is Joe. You know that means i rule\!

Author: Gondo Chembo http://joe.urbanup.com/2639221
4. (joe) (1951↑, 1310↓)
simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name joe have a very very big dick \!\!

if i was perfect in every way my name would have to be joe

Author: big balla 24 http://joe.urbanup.com/4095436
5. (Joe) (794↑, 217↓)
The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.

"You think your in love?" "Ya I caught Joe"

Author: sunshine2123 http://joe.urbanup.com/4660104
6. (Joe) (1862↑, 1307↓)
amazing guy who knows how to treat some one right. some one who has gone through a huge life changing stage but has amazing friends and girl to keep him going through the hard time. Loves to act funny yet knows how to be serious.

wow that [joe] is amazing

Author: Lanna kwekuf http://joe.urbanup.com/3722378
7. (joe) (521↑, 189↓)
joe who

joe mamma. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

Author: j-rob mad fresh http://joe.urbanup.com/4872877
8. (Joe) (282↑, 172↓)
A person who owns a third leg, shlong, or dode. Also loves the vagina. Milfs are considered to be his prey. Hes pretty much fucked your mom so accept it.. Hes the best looking, smartest and most athlectic guy to ever walk the earth. Also preforms intercourse extremely well. His dick is considered to be holy. The envy and role model of everyman.

Dude seriously, joe needs to knock it off or there will be no more vaginas left for us.

Author: joe_moreno7 http://joe.urbanup.com/4220976
9. (Joe) (101↑, 36↓)
An Amazing person that is always ready to help. He's caring, friendly and funny. The type of person you can know for a week and its feels like you've known him forever. A rare person to find, but when you have his friendship or loyalty, it will always be there unwaveringly It is not easy to define a joe in words

I'm lucky to have Joe. Yes, he's amazing

10. (JOE) (1343↑, 1285↓)
Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.

11. (Joe) (117↑, 59↓)
simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name Joe are Christain believer's, a very good trait.

If i were a joe my life would be amazing\!

Author: Zeke Wyvern http://joe.urbanup.com/4431101
12. (Joe) (116↑, 61↓)
The cool kid, who always fits in. He tends to be quite popular, and is quite academic. The Joe of the class has humour and can make people have fun and enjoy their lives. he is one cool cat.

'Man, i am so depressed.' 'No worry, Joe's here\!' Joe: Someone say my name? 'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahhahahahhah' ha (hi-five to end)

13. (Joe) (674↑, 627↓)
Coffee\! Generally an affectionate term used by coffee lovers.

"I'm heading to the kitchen to get me a cup of joe"

14. (joe) (380↑, 336↓)
joe- meaning the sexyiest name ever created

gosh joe makes me happy in my pants

Author: chris arabe http://joe.urbanup.com/1315506
15. (joe) (161↑, 129↓)
a term used by people that live in philly that means u are being hype, stupid, corny, full of shit, wrong or being a poser.

yo this girl is so joe. she was tryna fight me ova nothing. omg my mom won't let me go to that party she joe as shit\!\!\!

16. (Joe) (250↑, 221↓)
A friend,,

Joe: Bros b4 Hoes Me: Chix b4 Dix

17. (Joe) (79↑, 52↓)
A guy who loves to have fun but breaks hearts.

Joes a great guy but broke Rachels heart

18. (Joe) (56↑, 32↓)
he is the epitome of life, the hottest guy ever, has by far the biggest penis out of anyone, all the girls want him, all the guys want to be him, he plays guitar hero like he has sex, never gets tired, hits all the notes, and always has a virtual crowd cheering for him, he is defined as a god, chuck norris aint got shit on him, he kicked chuck norris's ass and then raped it

"Holy shit\! "He just scored with that chick like a joe guller" "That kid is going to be another joe guller"

Author: MEGAcock30000 http://joe.urbanup.com/4714233
19. (Joe) (68↑, 46↓)
Northern Irish slang for a condom.

Here m8, got ne joes bi? Aye no sweat, 4 pack o' perfoma oughta do 'er. Cheers m8 Get 'er bucked\!

Author: Johnny Adair http://joe.urbanup.com/3962923
20. (Joe) (41↑, 20↓)
The definition of brilliant. A kind, loving guy who is confident and fun to be around. A Joe is a dog lover, who has strong opinions and isn't afraid to speak his mind. A Joe knows how to treat a girl well, and knows how to make her happy. Anyone in the world is lucky to be friends/together with a Joe, because a Joe is something that you would always want to hold on to. Joes are picky eaters, and many Joes have a great love for Pombear crisps.

Who's that Joe over there...he's GREAT\!

21. (Joe) (36↑, 21↓)
A joe is a kind loving person. They will always be there for you when you need them most. Suited to a "Katie"

"oh, i love joe. what a shame he's with katie."

22. (Joe) (20↑, 10↓)
Joe: 1.) a person or thing (often a person) who breaks furniture, or items in the houses, areas, or properties belonging to another person or thing. adj. 2.) a person or thing (often a person) who plans a certain event, or assures another he or she will be there, and randomly bails on them all. adj.

1.) Person 1: "Why the hell did you break my bed?" Person 2: "I don't know... I'm sorry." Person 1: "Wow, you're such a Joe\!" 2.) Person 1: (on phone) "Where the hell are you? You're suppose to be here... 1 HOUR AGO\!" Person 2: (on phone) "Uh, I can't make it, bye." (hangs up) Person 2: (to friends) "WOW, What the fuck, he said he can't come. He just ditched us, what a fucking Joe."

Author: TheAllKnowingExperiencedPerson http://joe.urbanup.com/5164338
23. (Joe) (28↑, 18↓)
Is an amazing man who knows how to treat a girl right. Super sexy, kind, caring, and amazing\! Has a great body.

Look at that guy, he just be a Joe\!

24. (joe) (23↑, 14↓)
n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.

Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked. Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny. Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?

25. (Joe) (8↑, 0↓)
Incredibly gorgeous boy, lovely dark hair, lovely brown eyes, beautiful smile, yummy body, tasty cock, very affectionate, lovely hugs, likes to kiss alot, good at performing oral sex on a girl, always smells nice and has a lovely family. If you were to have kids with a Joe they would be amazing gorgeous and he will be a wonderful husband and father. I Love You Jose,

Girl 1: I went on a date with a guy last night\! Girl 2: Ah what was his name? Girl 1: Joe Girl 2: Oh my god hang on to him he'll be the sexiest father ever and your pussy will always be gagging for his tasty cock.

26. (Joe) (21↑, 16↓)
a transvestite who rapes little kids and gets horny and smokes weed. usually freakishly good at math, wears plad shirts all the time, and generally has a lot of acne

joe's a tranny

27. (joe) (20↑, 15↓)
Being overly hype for NO reason. (mostly used in Philly)

Dude: "Yooooo, we fuck bitches and get money\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" Me: "Why are you so fucking joe? Shut up\!"

Author: Mimi4544446 http://joe.urbanup.com/4882255
28. (Joe) (15↑, 10↓)
The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.

Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday\!" Guard B: "Really?" Guard A: "Let's surprise him\! All units converge to Joe's position." All Units: "Hey Joe\!" *They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck* All Units: "\>:(" Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.

29. (Joe) (64↑, 60↓)
A Person Who is Kind, Amazing, Full of Love. He may have multicoloured Pee and is Going out with the oreo Kid.

Woow Joe Is Really Awesome I Know i love him.

Author: heheYouKnowWhoItIs http://joe.urbanup.com/3967269
30. (Joe) (6↑, 3↓)
A person with a bigger cock than any gavin

dannie: your cocks a joe

31. (Joe) (2↑, 0↓)
Southeastern Louisiana slang term for "cigarette". Originated within the Black community of New Orleans where Camel cigarettes were once the most popular brand due to their low price. Before modern day advertising restrictions, Joe Camel used to be on every pack of Camel cigarettes. Therefore, "Joe" became a shorter slang term for cigarette within the Black community, and eventually spread throughout all communities in New Orleans and Southeastern Louisiana.

I'm going to step outside and smoke a Joe.

Author: Bling Diggity http://joe.urbanup.com/5927655
32. (Joe) (3↑, 1↓)
That, who is one of the human species. Usually male, but at times may be in gay form, a "Joe" has curly jew-fro like hair but changes it to straight in so called gay forms. There are many variations to the "Joe Look". One may find one with just a simple plain white T, jeans, a guitar w/ strap, and sandals (Aka the Jack Johnson). One unmistakable, physical feature that will always be found on a Joe is a pair of hipster glasses, this adds the finishing touches onto his carefree, laid-back, whatever personality. Behind all this, a Joe tries to hide a very sensitive alternate ego, because it contradicts with who he wants to be, so he tries to act like a badass. Be aware that a Joe smokes a heavy amount of pot, and then reacts in the form of talking in freestyles while imitating the band Incubus.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see Joe over there? Person 2: Haha, yeah man, he was totally cheeched. Person 3: Hey guys, where is he? I didn't see him\! Person 1: Sorry man, you missed the Joe...

33. (Joe) (8↑, 6↓)
Basically the hotest kid you will ever meet he is also pretty buff and has a massive wanger so he should just become a pornstar because of all the girls he gets

Omg did you see that Joe kid he's so hot

Author: biggesttank101 http://joe.urbanup.com/5618760
34. (joe) (1↑, 0↓)
a twat from salisbury

he's such an asshole, he called joe the the man "ho"

35. (Joe) (1↑, 0↓)
a pile of dicks

Joe means a pile of dicks in the English dictionary.;^)

Author: joesgirlfriend http://joe.urbanup.com/6262999
36. (Joe) (1↑, 0↓)
Where cars go to die. You can take them to a Joe who will run them til they die.

I think my car is heading down Joe Lane soon. You might want to take your car to Joe, it looks kind of run down.

37. (Joe) (4↑, 3↓)
1. to get burnt. 2. experiment lots with drugs 3.totally insane but is a genius in many ways 4. is a good guy and friend 5.will hold grudges.

1.don't play with fire or you'll become a Joe 2.look at that Joe over there all super high babeling about how to make a time machine. (the machine work but only going forward.)

38. (joe) (1↑, 0↓)
"joe" is the codename one uses when talking about pot in front of your parents, teachers, etc...

**Your cell rings in front of your mom, you answer. YOU: "Hello?" FRIEND: "Whatchu finna do tonight, fool?" YOU: "I don't know, I heard Joe rented (insert movie/game here) so I'm thinking about hanging out with Joe." FRIEND: "Oh fuck yea\! I've been wishing for a blunt all day\! Let's get fucking high\!\! YOU: "Yea, I'm sure Joe won't mind if you come over. I'll just meet you at yr pad and we'll go from there" FRIEND: "word." ***Mom doesn't suspect a thing.

39. (Joe) (11↑, 10↓)
Amazing dude, who everybody loves, usually with black hait which is quite straight.

Dude You are so lucky to be Joe.

Author: seymour-butts http://joe.urbanup.com/4992500
40. (joe) (0↑, 0↓)
joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's [perfect]. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.

ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude? brendon: yeah, he's adorable ryan: wait, what brendon: i mean-... brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-. ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face. brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*

Author: the-name-i-wanted-was-taken http://joe.urbanup.com/6322672
41. (Joe) (0↑, 0↓)
Term for anything that is fucked up, cheap, unusable. Detroit construction worker, rigger, tool pusher, wrench turner, and later on, hockey player word for piece of shit.

Who's [Joe] hammer is this? Tear down that wall and put up a new one, it's [Joe]. Hey, nice shot, where'd you get that [Joe] lookin' blade?

42. (Joe) (0↑, 0↓)
A genius retoucher who dun fucked it

Arghhhhh yeah he's a Joe

43. (Joe) (2↑, 3↓)
Joe's are sweet, kind, and lovable. They can get sappy, but that just means he loves you\! When you have a Joe, don't let him go. A Joe can be a hardworker, and is commonly referred to as "lightening mcqueen." Very Suitable for "Kaylie's"

Wow\! That Joe's a lightening McQueen\!\!\!

44. (joe) (17↑, 18↓)
A person who acts like they like you, than totally ignores you in the end. Also someone who won't answer your texts. But is still really hott\!

OMG look at him he is such a joe. Plz dont get involved with him.

Author: LargoTalker http://joe.urbanup.com/4937955
45. (joe) (70↑, 71↓)
Washigton DC based slang term used instead of man

yo\! did u see them kids they was lunchin joe\!

46. (Joe) (3↑, 5↓)
A Joe means to fall Unconcious/Die during a quest or mission on a video game.

'Barbaric has fallen unconcious' Oh my god you just did a total Joe.

Author: HapurubokkaDeath http://joe.urbanup.com/5559131
47. (Joe) (5↑, 7↓)
A pretty man whose really Harry Potter in disguise.

Oh that's a pretty man... Maybe he's a Joe\! Or We're all just blown away by that Joe's hotness.

Author: Chrispineismine http://joe.urbanup.com/5414680
48. (Joe) (7↑, 9↓)
A Joe is when a person is playing the popular Football game "FIFA" on either the PS3 or Xbox 360, where you pass the ball directly to your defender from a Goal Kick and lose the ball to the opponent and they score a goal. Normally, the person who conceded the goal also continues to moan on about how it's unfair and you must give them a goal back, despite the fact that it was their fault.

Oh my God, you just did a Joe...

49. (joe) (35↑, 37↓)
a sexy blonde haired blue eyed guy who treats girls with respect and is an amazing kisser , hes the most beautiful man on earth\!

girl1: hey, look at that new kid walking down the hallway, hes sexy\! girl2: oh, he must be a [joe]

50. (Joe) (3↑, 6↓)
a olden day slang word mean "homosexual"

steve:Wow those two guys had sex together last night bill: Wow what joes\!

Author: dark underlord dragon_slayer 1 http://joe.urbanup.com/5725003
51. (Joe) (2↑, 5↓)
someone who is extremely overdramatic about everything. usually right after being dumped by a girl. also, someone who decides to copy his friends and try to be the same as them by doing things like changing their style to match them.

Person 1 "my girlfriend ditched me, i hate that bitch\! I'm gonna dump her next time i see her." Person 2 "Wow bro, way to pull a joe on me, we all know that you could never do that" Person 1 "I have amnesia, i dont know who you are. Alicia? whos that?" Person 2 "No you dont, shut up and quit being a joe"

Author: therockerof1995 http://joe.urbanup.com/5605709
52. (Joe) (1↑, 4↓)
To sexually approach someone.

Dang, he's joeing all those chicks\!

Author: J the Great and Almighty http://joe.urbanup.com/5558239
53. (Joe) (3↑, 6↓)
The shittest Gadsby.

You know Joe Gasby? Well he's the shittest Gadsby of them all.

Author: fanny-adams http://joe.urbanup.com/5529986
54. (Joe) (13↑, 16↓)
A guy who if made fun of will fart diarrhea foam into the persons mouth, his ball smell like dog shit and old tit milk. He can overcome any situation he is dealt usually by doing something disgusting like jamming his finger down his throat and puking into a funnel he somehow managed to ram into his dickhole, he also like to say ram and jam, be aware if you hear those words closely together.

Doctor to Nurse: "Damn it I got another Joe in there it's a mess\!" Nurse to Doctor: "Blood and shit everywhere again?" Doctor to nurse: "Yeah vomit too fuck my life\!"

Author: Littleton1984 http://joe.urbanup.com/5359372
55. (JoE) (5↑, 8↓)
JoE or two names put together Joe and Eduardo, the most awesome people in the world, they can fly, ride a fish up into space, walk on walls, and skydive without leaving the ground, and can aslo have a orgasm without having any sexual things.

omg were soo cool like JoE

56. (Joe) (4↑, 8↓)
Male: A southern white trash redneck who over uses tobacco products particularly smokeless tobacco also known as "dip" or "baccer" but also smokes cigarettes. Usually lives in a trailer park or shack and is very poor. Uses what money they have to buy tobacco or alcohol. Gets drunk/high every Friday and Saturday. Owns a truck with very large wheels. Will sleep with any woman and has probably slept with a close relative. Doesn't know what a condom is. Doesn't know what math is. Also probably cannot read. Female: Same as male but got pregnant between the ages of 12 and 15. Usually can be found smoking in the women's restroom while skipping class. Gets into fistfights all the time. Cannot raise their child.

Female1: "I done did got pregnant when me and Joe got drunk a few months ago and did it in the back of Sam's truck." Female2: "Ain't Joe your cousin?" Female1: "Heck if I know" (Both go into bathroom to smoke) Male1: "Gimme some of that baccer\!" Male2: "Why don't you gimme some of that pot you got in your bag there?" Teacher: "Children, quiet down\! Now George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Night, 1776..." Male2: "Who the f**k is George Washington?" Male1: "I think it's that thing they tell you to put on your dick when your doing a girl to keep her from getting pregnant."

Author: Bobby Joe Lois http://joe.urbanup.com/5732123
57. (Joe) (5↑, 9↓)
A guy who walks like a chicken. Basically anybody that walks like a chicken

Person ONE: "look at that guy walking like a chicken\!" Person TWO: "yeah, he is definitely a JOE"

Author: xxSMILE:Dxx http://joe.urbanup.com/5463569
58. (joe) (7↑, 11↓)
a rich needy boy

yo nigg quit being such a joe

Author: playahata94 http://joe.urbanup.com/5137406
59. (joe) (73↑, 79↓)
Slang term given to military personnel when the name is not known or when talking about military personnel as a stereotype.

Hey go ask that "Joe" for a cigarette before the Platoon Sergeant gets back. "Joe" is always ready to index the mission and hit the bars instead.

60. (joe) (25↑, 33↓)
general name used for calling anybody (like using the word dude)

wassup joe?

61. (Joe) (6↑, 15↓)
A black kid with a massive penis.

Joe gets soooooo much [pussy]

Author: nipple hunter http://joe.urbanup.com/5231872
62. (Joe) (8↑, 19↓)
Big time guido. Usually found in the club trying to dance on chicks. Very puny and non-muscular. Has a tiny penis.

Friend 1 - His penis was so small. Friend 2 - Was his name Joe? Friend 1 - Obviously

Author: Guido Hater http://joe.urbanup.com/5178275
63. (Joe) (3↑, 16↓)
To smoke a [cigarette] or any other substance.

Yo let me joe that [blunt]\!

Author: Clinical Rage http://joe.urbanup.com/4934812
64. (Joe) (16↑, 29↓)
Joe is slang for rock, boulder or other solid object. Used in reference to somebody who is large or hard to move

Yo, why there so many people standing at the door? Coz nobdy can fit pas Joe at the front.

Author: handsdownthugtasticlike6:30 http://joe.urbanup.com/4114810
65. (Joe) (63↑, 77↓)
A person who doesnt keep his promises. Uses people for his own needs and then abandons them.

She was crushed after Joe told her that she wasn't a priority and then left her behind.

66. (Joe) (30↑, 46↓)
A person with fucking awesome hair, quite skinny and small feet... if you know what i mean =P

Omg hasnt Joe got awesome hair\! I know\! its brilliant\!

Author: Charlie Von Grim http://joe.urbanup.com/3439532
67. (joe) (25↑, 41↓)
To run through a planted claymore while playing Call of Duty 4. To also run up on an unsespecting or suspecting person and knife them via the throat. To run into someone and instead of saying hello steal thier wallet.

"Dude\! That noob just did a joe\!" or "Oh My God\! Mommy that man just shanked my throat via a knife\!" and *guy bumps into another one.*"Hey watch it....bit%h stole my wallet\!*

68. (Joe) (29↑, 45↓)
That expensive stuff that people sell at starbucks. Its a brown, liquid substance and some people put milk and sugar into it. It has a curious effect that arouses people and makes them hyper for hours at a time when consumed.

I have a test tomorrow. Since I gotta stay up to study, I'm gonna run across the street to get a cup of joe.

69. (Joe) (16↑, 33↓)
Someone who has nothing better to do but Mow his yard all the time.

"Joe is at it again mowing his dame yard".

70. (Joe) (9↑, 26↓)
Slang for someone enlisted in the United States Army.

Did you see that Joe in [walmart]? Do they ever take off their uniforms?

71. (joe) (32↑, 49↓)
To borrow a CD from the library and rip the music

- Where did you get that album? - Oh, I borrowed it from the library so I can Joe it. - Gimmie the CD after so I can Joe it too.

72. (joe) (40↑, 57↓)
1. coffee 2. an ordinary man

How about a cup of joe.

Author: Light Joker http://joe.urbanup.com/2434584
73. (Joe) (14↑, 32↓)
A man who thinks the sun rises and sets with his dick. Although, he does know how to use it, lacks in many other trades in the bedroom. You probably won't be able to carry much of a conversation with him, due to his lack of intelligence and abundance of immaturity. You may look at him from a distance and say, "Yeah, I could fuck him," but once you actually try and vocalize an intrest you automatically bail because you realize that you would rather have sex with the 500 lb man standing next to him WITH a personality. You might think that this is a well rounded person, loves his parents, goes to college, plays sports, but the only thing that is well-rounded about him is the size of his penis. But even his penis lacks in personality 90% of the time. He thinks he is a hardass and will talk a lot of shit, but when a confrontation arises he backs down like a pussy (which he has no clue how to eat). He is scared of commitment, and will treat you like you should give a damn what he says, and that you should do what he tells you, when he tells you. He basically presents a relationship (with a douche-bag) without actually stating that you are in a relationship. He will question you about everything, but Hell-to-the-no will you ask him anything. I often think about him when I am super horny, but then I realize how stupid that thought was and how much I would rather use my dildo. Even my vibrator has a better personality.

girl1: I wish the conversation could have been atleast equivalent to the sex girl2:really? Why? girl1: I just feel like I am ready to have someone that doesn't treat me like a whore girl2: ugh, well you will never get that from a Joe.

74. (Joe) (19↑, 37↓)
usually associated with short boys, who indeed seem plenty fruitifull. For example, their favorite color will be purple, or their favorite movie will be something like Mean Girls, or the Notebook.

Dude, are you really wearing purple.. you're so totally joe right now.

Author: anonymous112746324 http://joe.urbanup.com/4016708
75. (Joe) (9↑, 27↓)
The word Joe could mean anything, from pass the Joe or i did the best Joe the other day.

Son: Pass the Joe mum Mother: Not yet

76. (joe) (6↑, 25↓)
Joe. Jack Off Exorcist. one of the biggest ass wipes you will ever have the misfortune of encountering. rapes girls. does drugs. passes out in front of apartment buildings. is targeted by Panera rapists. a huge dickwad, and ugly as FUCKKKKKKKK

Woah, Adolph Hitler was such a Joe. Tiger Woods is a major Joe.

Author: Oliveeeefacebook http://joe.urbanup.com/4831241
77. (Joe) (25↑, 44↓)
A [cigarette], something you smoke.

Hey can I have a joe. I need a joe.

78. (Joe) (9↑, 29↓)
A faggot who joins the military just to get fucked in the ass.

Joe fucks dudes in camo for fun.

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79. (joe) (11↑, 32↓)
the ugliest thing on earth. girls hate him. he thinks he's the shit when he is shit. verry ugly and ape looking. he thinks hes so cooool when he's not

joe pacini

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80. (joe) (21↑, 45↓)
Guys with that name are usually of the [deligation] type that leave major responsibilities to others to do the dirty work whilst sitting home operating a daycare for there own grandchild not excepting money for there services but have no problem holding the palm of there hand out come payday for services they do not earn for the company that supplies there paycheck.

Joe deligates anything that involves real work

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81. (Joe) (12↑, 38↓)
(adj.) to be extremely gay, have little to no friends (n.) someone who boosts daily (v.) to boost, have curly hair, rape many babies

"I just raped my little sister Michelle\!" "Ew thats so joe" "Woah howd u get ur hair so curly?" "What do u think, im Joe."

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82. (joe) (13↑, 40↓)
The plastic device on the top of some liquor bottles that inhibits the flow of alcohol into your cup, and thus inhibits the fun. Removing the joe allows for more alcohol faster, therefore more fun, faster.

"Man\! This Popov is pouring really slowly\!" "Dude\! Thats why you remove the Joe\!"

83. (joe) (50↑, 77↓)
a boy that is a dickhead and doesnt give a shit about girls other than to fuck them he also think he is a player but really he is just a dumbass

joe hit it and quit it like always

84. (Joe) (29↑, 57↓)
A term refering to anything or anyone who is or will in the future become heinously fat or ugly. May refer to a person with a smaller than average sized penis. The smallest and worst one of a group of things. A guy who can't sexually please a woman. Also may have a reputation for getting used by women. A Joe is one who has detiorated with time and age and has become even worse than when they were born. In reference to a person who is originally ugly but shocks you by getting even uglier with time and age.

1. Check out that Joe. I wonder if he can even fit up those stairs he's so fat. 2. Wow, that Joe sure has the smallest penis of all his friends. 3. Rachel said Joe was lousy in bed and couldn't please her.

85. (joe) (78↑, 106↓)
a slang term for shit

1. Wow\! look at that joe....its so sloppy\!\!\! 2. Oh Man, I got to take such a big joe\!\!\! 3. Dude, I jus ate that prime rib and now i have to take such a dirty joe. 4. My girlfriend dropped a big joe on my chest last night.

86. (joe) (19↑, 47↓)
The Angel of Death, surgeon of demise, infamous butcher and rancid scienceman, mostly renowed for his work during the [Hitler]'s Reich and his rancid scream feeding.

"Angel of death Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Sadistic, surgeon of demise Sadist of the noblest blood" - Slayer, Angel of Death (Joe)

87. (Joe) (22↑, 53↓)
A fat ass mutherphucker that sucks camel dick and has a manjina. Melests little boys and tries to hit on the uglyest girls, JOE is a complete asswhipe\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Poop on joe.

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88. (Joe) (24↑, 58↓)
When a person is led to believe that they are in some way more superior to everybody else. Pride is fine up until a point, but as soon as you believe that you are in some special way better than everybody else, you become a dickhead. SNOB---- Anyone who thinks they are better than someone else based upon superficial factors STUCK UP---- person or animal who thinks they are above the rest, but who should really take a dose of their own shit

joe is being such a stuck up if she thinks she gonna get with my man uh uh pick a number and get in line bitch\!

89. (Joe) (32↑, 71↓)
A red, disgusting, smelly substance

Girl1- Oh dang, I got Joe. Girl2- Oh I just had Joe the other day, I wont have Joe again for a month.

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90. (Joe) (18↑, 60↓)
Usually an extremely heterophobic male or referring to an extremely heterophobic or otherwise gay individual.

He's Joe, but his name is Billy. or. Stop being so Joe\!\!

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91. (joe) (25↑, 68↓)
1) Acting like a goofey cracker (Philadelphia). Sometimes used by young black men as a slight jab against white people who act extra nerdy, dorky, uptight, or walk around like they got a rock in their ass. 2) A situation, thing, or event that is too straight-edged to enjoy.

Yo that party was joe as shit.

92. (Joe) (29↑, 74↓)
guy who takes it up the rear so much that they're arse has fallen off, can also be used as the verb to catch an STI off of a pirate

that joe just joed so hard, he died

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93. (joe) (49↑, 101↓)
another word for cigerrette

Let's go smoke a joe.

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94. (joe) (33↑, 94↓)
lame; loser ; no game;lacking street smarts

aye dawwg u so joe. why u hangin wit dem joe ass niggaz

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95. (joe) (14↑, 81↓)
someone who frequently displays the large moles on his face.

person 1:omg look at that guys mole\!\! person 2: hahaha joe\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

96. (joe) (73↑, 144↓)
A cigarette. Also see [fag]. A old term used for the name brand cigarettes called Camels.

The camel on the box is named Joe, so I heard.

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97. (Joe) (297↑, 380↓)
Usually a tall individual who is generally good with musical instruments

"Did you see that tall guy rippin that solo?" "Yeah man that guy plays like a joe."

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98. (joe) (291↑, 413↓)
In Philly, "joe" originally meant "extra hype." If someone were to be overly excited or anxious about something, you would tell them "stop actin' joe." However, over time it came to just mean "actin' stupid."

(extra hype) "Yo, where is our food? I'm hungry\!" "Dude, stop actin' joe and just chill."

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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